Comments on: The Mystery of Bird Poop

By: Dane

Dane — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:13:28 +0000

Listen, L. I’ve been pooped on out of nowhere like, three times. I have no desire to ponder what would happen should I look up and it were to land in my eye. Hahahahaha

By: Char

Char — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:24:22 +0000

lol, when I was about 6 years old, I got dressed for my aunty’s wedding and I had a little bow in my hair and a bird had a shit on my head, so I had to take the bow out. :[

And I’m almost certain a bird shit on me a few weeks ago. I was sitting on a bench and it was hot weather and I felt something wet on my neck. I told my mum that I thought a bird shat on me, but she said their was nothing there. I still think a bird pooped on me, though! :]

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:29:00 +0000

I read/heard somewhere that birds like to poop on you if you’re wearing blue, although I have no idea whether that’s true or not, haha!

I’ve never been crapped on, thankfully!

By: Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:39:45 +0000

I’ve almost been pooped on by a bird… luckily it missed, because I’d just had my hair done. I had like… just moved, when it landed. LOL.

And I’d never really thought about this before. What a random blog. LOL.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:10:45 +0000

I’ve never had a bird poop on me, but once I saw a bird poop on my elementary teacher, it was the funniest thing of life. It would suck if one pooped on me while something important is happening.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:00:54 +0000

LOL I thank god I haven’t been pooped on yet haha. I hope it never happens! I love birds when they’re not flapping right by my head and getting caught in my hair.

OMG speaking of bird poop you should see the HUGE ONE on the side of my moms SUV. I lold at it!

By: Shen

Shen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:56:47 +0000

Haha, I get nervous whenever a bird flies over my head.

A bird pooped on one of my bags once.. It’s not very pleasant, haha.

By: Angela

Angela — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:18:38 +0000

I got pooped on at lunch one time in high school. It was a pretty day so two of my friends and I were eating outside. Next thing I know, poop hits me on the side of the head. And everyone saw.

EMBARRASSING.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:55:53 +0000

I was on vacation when a bird pooed on the windshield. Luckily it wasn’t too big, it wasn’t in the way of driving, and I wasnt the one driving. It was surprisingly loud and there was a great amount of it!

By: Cody

Cody — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:20:27 +0000

I think Brad got some bird doo on his glasses when we were downtown the other day.

I’ve been pooped on by a baby duck, but I was holding it at the time. I don’t think that counts.