The Mystery of Bird Poop
June 10, 2008 || Filed under rants ||
Okay I’ve been thinking the past few days about how many birds fly above your head in your lifetime. So surely you have a huge chance of at least once, being pooped on? Don’t you think?
Knowing my general luck it’s quite likely that I’ll be pooped on when I’m getting out of my wedding car to walk into the church. Or on the journey to the most important interview of my life. Perhaps even when I’m a famous millionaire celebrity walking down the red carpet. It’s bound to happen at some point, so when will it be?
Sam and I were sat out the back of my house with a cigarette a few weeks back and he was so so close to being pooped on. A few times I’ve seen a bird do it and it’s landed very close. But what are the chances it will actually land on my face? And what if it was to go in your eye? Blinded by bird do-do. Not really a story to tell the grandchildren.
Hmm…
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When I was younger, I was sitting on a tire swing mom and dad had made. I was doing my tihng and all of a sudden this..stuff… lands all over my arm and it almost looked like some type of oil. So I ran inside, freaking out.. and dad started lauhing at me, telling me a bird took a shit on me.
Comment by Kristi — June 10, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
I thought a bird pooed on me when I was at school, it turns out someone just threw something at me.
I hope you and Sam can sort things out *hugs*
Comment by Emma — June 11, 2008 @ 11:18 am
I got pooped on at school when I was about thirteen, oh it stank. I wasn’t allowed into the medical room to get it washed out because it was a hygeine risk, and then they wouldn’t let me go home either. I felt disgusting.
Comment by Rosie — June 11, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
I don’t think I have ever yet had it on my head. Some shitting bird decided to drop it on my food once though :/ I nearly threw up. That’s disgusting-looking.
I also had it on my jeans and my arm, gah..
Comment by Jiske — June 11, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
LOL, I was THIS close to getting pooped on too! But yeah, it’s a pretty scary thought to be pooped on… =/
Comment by Simply Precious — June 11, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
haha omg this blog is so random.
well i can’t say i’ve ever been pooed on by a bird, but one time i was in my friends car and i got out for a bit and left the window open and when i came back there was bird shit all over the inside of the door and the seat. haha it was yucky.
Comment by Mae — June 11, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
I think Brad got some bird doo on his glasses when we were downtown the other day.
I’ve been pooped on by a baby duck, but I was holding it at the time. I don’t think that counts.
Comment by Cody — June 11, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
I was on vacation when a bird pooed on the windshield. Luckily it wasn’t too big, it wasn’t in the way of driving, and I wasnt the one driving. It was surprisingly loud and there was a great amount of it!
Comment by Jen — June 11, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
I got pooped on at lunch one time in high school. It was a pretty day so two of my friends and I were eating outside. Next thing I know, poop hits me on the side of the head. And everyone saw.
EMBARRASSING.
Comment by Angela — June 11, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
Haha, I get nervous whenever a bird flies over my head.
A bird pooped on one of my bags once.. It’s not very pleasant, haha.
Comment by Shen — June 12, 2008 @ 12:56 am
LOL I thank god I haven’t been pooped on yet haha. I hope it never happens! I love birds when they’re not flapping right by my head and getting caught in my hair.
OMG speaking of bird poop you should see the HUGE ONE on the side of my moms SUV. I lold at it!
Comment by Kristin — June 12, 2008 @ 1:00 am
I’ve never had a bird poop on me, but once I saw a bird poop on my elementary teacher, it was the funniest thing of life. It would suck if one pooped on me while something important is happening.
Comment by Elizabeth — June 12, 2008 @ 7:10 pm
I’ve almost been pooped on by a bird… luckily it missed, because I’d just had my hair done. I had like… just moved, when it landed. LOL.
And I’d never really thought about this before. What a random blog. LOL.
Comment by Rachel — June 13, 2008 @ 8:39 am
I read/heard somewhere that birds like to poop on you if you’re wearing blue, although I have no idea whether that’s true or not, haha!
I’ve never been crapped on, thankfully!
Comment by Holly — June 14, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
lol, when I was about 6 years old, I got dressed for my aunty’s wedding and I had a little bow in my hair and a bird had a shit on my head, so I had to take the bow out. :[
And I’m almost certain a bird shit on me a few weeks ago. I was sitting on a bench and it was hot weather and I felt something wet on my neck. I told my mum that I thought a bird shat on me, but she said their was nothing there. I still think a bird pooped on me, though! :]
Comment by Char — June 14, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Listen, L. I’ve been pooped on out of nowhere like, three times. I have no desire to ponder what would happen should I look up and it were to land in my eye. Hahahahaha
Comment by Dane — June 15, 2008 @ 5:13 am